On this glorious day I set forth with one mission: achieve the most amount of lemons possible in a small amount of time so I went to the lemon store and the lemons were on the lemon rack and the lemons so the lemon so so when the lemons came, and so when the lemons were in the lemon rock, I put all the lemons and then milk. Dale followed me out of the store. He said uh oh you can't have the lemons, but I said well you see I need these lemons for a special lemon ingredient, however however, he kept stopping me with his with his rockhard body and large stature of 3 foot five very tall so I said please, sir please I need these lemons, but he said wow roar roar roar and he started the foam with the mouse with orange paste so this was not good so I I am I am I stuck around him and he didn't notice me cause he's so tall so he know it's hard for him to see below him and then I tickling him behind his knees and then he he he he he he he he he he he he and then he dropped the lemons and I grabbed the lemon and I ran for I ran to the middle of the checkout and then checked out self checkout thank you thank you shoppers drugmart.ca and then I went skedaddled out and then I went to the went to the car. I had a car I think I had a car at least well I went to some someone's car and then I went and then I saw him following me and he was like foam everywhere right the orange was everywhere so this was like yeah this was this was pretty? This is pretty hectic so I was like I was putting the keys in the car. I'm not sure where I got the keys actually appreciate it. It was not my car actually it's fine. Don't just don't think about it. Don't think but think about it so that the actual driving right and so like that this guy with this orange foam coming after me, I think it was actually Rockdale's car cause I actually then I think about it there was a lot of orange from in the car so probably that was part of why you're chasing me but whatever Scott is crazy right I'm not crazy. I'm never the crazy one so so I'm like speeding down the highway. There's a highway next to the soccer duck Mart. You know it's obvious right and so I'm going I like it like a speed of like 300 km an hour right this is actually Audubon. Yeah there's an Audubon right next to the shoppers drug Mart. If you didn't know that by the way it's yeah it's it's we're big on a volunteer so Auton auto bond Autobahn Fast Highway, Vroom Vroom Vroom I go I keep going. I keep going down the highway, but you see Greendale he's so fast he's like chasing after me and he's like what he does he like sprays his orange foam in front of him and he slides on it he slip and slide and slide and slip and slip and slide and then sliding and slipping and he's getting faster and faster and faster and I'm like fuck what do I do? I need to go in faster and faster and faster, flipping and sliding slip and slide and slip and slide and slip inside of the orange bombs go everywhere and you know it's getting everywhere all over the Audubon yellow ones getting real orange now and you know that all the cars are also inside now correct and the pileup everywhere behind me, but you know I can't see him because they're behind me and I don't care that someone else's problem and so the inside and its inside was getting fast and fast and fast and fast in a black mid song, you know and and then, and then before I know what Geordie creep comes out of the bush and starts tickling my car tickling car so like the car starts for me at the mouth too, which I didn't realize that would happen so I get out of the car and then get milk deal he's right there and then he grabs me and then he like he he goes really even faster. He's like the phone. The phone really hurts but like we're going down the phone right now so and then next thing you know, I meant I'm in I'm in in. I'm in. I'm I'm in. I'm in so you know where Angola so we at Angola I was taking down to a basement and then we go into the basement so and then like and then and then he shows me his feet collection and then it was really impressive and then he go and then like and then he shows me like his collection of journalists who he eat he eat that feet off of wow it's just like feet monster it's really it's really surprising so I don't happen after that. I blocked out and then and then I woke up and like rolled down, which is not the first one that's happened to me.

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